My name is Maggie and this is my blog. Enjoy. Or leave, I guess. That's kind of your prerogative.
I cry a lot over musicals and actors and tv shows, and sometimes I make dumb text posts.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”